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Lou Reed & Metallica - Lulu

Released: 31/10/2011 Vertigo
Though Lou Reed has spent the past few years playing gospel versions of ‘Waiting For The Man’ and condoning dance remixes of ‘Satellite of Love’, few would have seen this coming. Taking inspiration from the works of playwright Frank Wedekind, Lou reels off lyrics each more deranged and disgusting than the last over a ninety-minute Metallica workout.  For more information visit: http://www.loureedmetallica.com/ Buy: http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B005LNCMIE/ref=as_li_qf_sp_asin_tl?ie=UTF8&tag=cul…
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The Observer“It's not a successful union...” It all comes together just once, on "Dragon", the band locking into a monolithic riff that recalls the end of their own "Orion", but there's precious little else to recommend about this unlikely project...
 
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Uncut“Lulu is a record that stomps onwards and downwards...” The most extraordinary, passionate and just plain brilliant record either participant has made for a long time...
 
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BBC“Lou Reed and Metallica unite in compelling and contrary union...” It may well be, though, that in the fullness of time this is an album that is given the praise it deserves...
 
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Pitchfork“A frustratingly noble failure...” For most of the record, Lou Reed and Metallica barely sound like they're on the same planet, let alone in the same room...
 
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NME“It's a surprising triumph...” Pretentious? Oui. Self-important? Natch. Any cop? Pretty damn fine actually...
 
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Drowned In Sound“It's still quite difficult to believe this album actually exists...” Lulu is the second greatest record ever made in the history of the human ear drum. Number One: Metal Machine Music...
 
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allmusic“First and foremost, Lulu is a Lou Reed album...” Ultimately, Lulu is a brave experiment for both Reed and Metallica, but it's one that falters as often as it succeeds...
 
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The Independent“Not an alliance that welcomes listeners with open arms...” The effect, its creators will doubtless be delighted to hear, is of being lashed to a sea monster and dragged to the darkest depths of the imagination...
 
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Guardian“It's impossible to over-emphasise just how gruelling this is...” As a defiant, up-yours gesture, it tops even Metal Machine Music, besting not only Reed's long-suffering fanbase but millions of Metallica fans, which makes it a triumph of sorts...
 
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The Quietus“A candidate for one of the worst albums ever made...” We have but a short period on this earth and Lulu, spread over 95 – yes, 95! – tedious and excruciating minutes simply eats into time that could be more constructively spent watching the grass grow or perhaps wanking into a sock...
 
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